This work includes:
+Recycling master of universe
+Soon to be millionaire
+Founder of greatest energetica bars known to mankind
+Dog breeder and trainer
+Exceptionally talented lover to his squaw (Katiki)
+Physiotherapist at the best clinic in all of the former Comanche territory (Austin Manual Therapy Associates)
And most recently:
+Clinical/faculty instructor for the Department of Health and Human Performance at the best ivy league college in Texas (Texas State University)

This semester he has taken over teaching a course titled Handsomeness and Ultra 5308. Formerly taught by professor and brave knight Heath Ledger. Taylor has created a syllabus that emphasizes topics such as tanning, body shaving, body building, general hotness, and muscle cars. Pre-requisites include: Introduction to masculinity 101 and Introduction to the use of body butter 101.

Check this out: http://www.hhp.txstate.edu/Divisions/Athletic-Training/Faculty.html scroll down 1/2 of page until you are blown away. My bossman, also has a handsome mustache and hired me because it was a pre-requisite for teaching the course.
And yes... my christian name is James Collins.
I would like to pre sign for 'squaw loving 101' course!
ReplyDeleteand also 'energetica bars - spiritual aspects of food making' please!
- kemot