Saturday, April 3, 2010

Ultra handsomeness 101

When not riding unpaved and isolated mountain passes in the Basque region of Spain, Tiki has multiple side operations. These "jobs" keep the man busy, well rounded, and one with the common folk that compose this great land of the bald eagle.

This work includes:
+Recycling master of universe
+Soon to be millionaire
+Founder of greatest energetica bars known to mankind
+Dog breeder and trainer
+Exceptionally talented lover to his squaw (Katiki)
+Physiotherapist at the best clinic in all of the former Comanche territory (Austin Manual Therapy Associates)

And most recently:
+Clinical/faculty instructor for the Department of Health and Human Performance at the best ivy league college in Texas (Texas State University)





This semester he has taken over teaching a course titled Handsomeness and Ultra 5308. Formerly taught by professor and brave knight Heath Ledger. Taylor has created a syllabus that emphasizes topics such as tanning, body shaving, body building, general hotness, and muscle cars. Pre-requisites include: Introduction to masculinity 101 and Introduction to the use of body butter 101.





Check this out: http://www.hhp.txstate.edu/Divisions/Athletic-Training/Faculty.html scroll down 1/2 of page until you are blown away. My bossman, also has a handsome mustache and hired me because it was a pre-requisite for teaching the course.

And yes... my christian name is James Collins.

1 comments:

  1. I would like to pre sign for 'squaw loving 101' course!
    and also 'energetica bars - spiritual aspects of food making' please!
    - kemot

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